Author: Trek Tech
10. The tape editor was replaced by a plastic multiplying flamingo
9. The show is made in an alternate universe, one where Gene Roddenberry never existed and Star Trek was created by Al Gore
8. Nanites in the copying computer
7. Jeri Taylor writes the promos before the episodes
6. The editing department drinks Jolt and the production department
drinks 7-Up
5. Cloning was supposed to be cost-effective, but they didn't see the
consequences of having 40 Rick Bermans
4. College students run the tape copier
3. The editing department lives on pretzels and beer
2. There's so many tribbles, they can't see the computer screen
1. Too busy playing Doom to watch the actual episode |
