Author: Genesun Han - Geneh@umich.edu
10. Primary hull can also move up and down before warping.
9. Wormhole home in cargo hold 4, accidentally marked as ham entrails.
8. Insured by Allstate.
7. Neural gel-packs actually lactose intolerant.
6. Universal translator can make everybody speak in funny Spanish accent.
5. Nobody likes rock climbing.
4. Male : female ratio? 5:1.
3. Despite superhuman efforts, engineering staff still can't find the primary
light switch.
2. Stellar Cartography just a big picture of Federation space and x marking
"You are NOT here"
1. Janeway built it herself. |
