Star Trek Voyager Jokes

10. Crazy captain who insists on killing herself

9. Replicator rations overthrown by Tom Paris; Ship can't travel over Warp 3

8. Naomi Wildman keeps getting stuck in plasma manifold

7. Plasma manifold keeps blowing out

6. Everyone's afraid of the dark

5. Wimp ass first officer wants to stay in the delta quad

4. Condescending Vulcan thinks everything is illogical

3. Busty former Borg thinks everything is irrelevant

2. 0% negotiation skills

1. That damn prime directive

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