Star Trek Voyager Jokes

10 Kes could use her newfound Ocampa powers to boil them

9 Drain out the goo and use as space sickness bags

8 Have Tuvok lead them on a ship wide jog till they learn to be obedient

7 Better as a mid-day snack than Neelix's cooking

6 They could be in Harry Kim's orchestra

5 One word: paperweights

4 Tom Paris's hair could be slicker

3 First annual U.S.S. Voyager Beanbag Toss

2 Find out B'Elanna's animal guide was a gel pack

1 Check the Glad-Freshness-Seal: yellow and blue make green

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