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Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear On Voyager

10 Chakotay: That's the tenth time my animal guide has been wrong this week.

9 Neelix: Kes, do you think my cooking is dangerous to the ship?

8 Seska: I'm not really a Cardassian, I'm a Founder. (Why not?")

7 Tuvok:(Firing a class two phaser) Scr*w this Kazon!

6 Chakotay: D*mn! My tattoo is coming off again!

5 Kim: Where the h*ll is Wesley?!

4 Paris: I'm giving up women!

3 Janeway: The h*ll with the prime directive, lets play god today.

2 B'Elanna Torres:(throwing herself at Paris) Kiss me.

1 Doctor: By the way, Kathryn, I find myself romantically attracted to
you and was wondering if you felt the same way?
 
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