star trek the next generation
Top 10 Planets Voyager Hasn't Encountered Yet
Author: Trek Tech

10. Price Is Right - Inhabitants are Bob Barkers and young beautiful
blondes who go around all day with their arms raised to show off the
new Honda Accord behind door number three.

9. Spam - Junk mail capital of the galaxy, home to the largest
database of e-mail addresses. Buy 10,000 e-mail addresses for 2 strips
of latinum, or 1,000,000 for 200!

8. Leeza - Ruled by the Triangle of Love. Each city block overseen by
a pervert, elected by the stay-at-home housewives and little old
ladies who make up the bulk of the citizens.

7. Heck - Where the souls of all of the evil villians go, the Royal
rulers are Seska and Trelane.

6. SimWorld - SimCitizens populate this pristine vacation
planet...until a monster appears on the horizon. Planet run by an
unknown god who makes football stadiums pop up in the middle of
crowded bus stations.

5. Wisconsin - Filled with overweight Cheeseheads, football stadiums,
and beer makers. The government is run by the Packer starters,
president Brett Farve presiding.

4. Disco - A land of the eternal 70s'! King Elvis Presley is monarch.

3. Highlander - Sword wielding citizens and headless bodies do not
encourage the tourist trade. Planet is home to very unseasonal
lightning storms.

2. Non-Tasteless - Whole planet is dotted with multiplying plastic
flamingos and non-citizens. Hedgehogs are the favourite pet. Outsiders
are encouraged to take as many flamingos as they can carry, at their
own risk of course.

1. Convention - Ruled by the Four Captains, this planet's citizens
are the most loyal in the galaxy. The streets are filled with bad
make-up jobs, and loony t-shirts. Doubles of Starfleets best crews,
including Voyager's, run rampant through the capital city, Risa.

 
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