9 All three Neelix reggae numbers

8 Kes being brought back from brink of death by audience clapping
and repeating "I do believe in fairies! I do believe in Fairies!"

7 Chakotay's Indian wrestling pitted against Tuvok's Vulcan neck
pinch

6 The holographic toupee

5 Cleverly disguised product placement in which Torres' human side
likes the whole wheat goodness, while her Klingon side likes the
frosting

4 Christening of ship by Admiral Saavik

3 Scene with Tom Paris' prison cell mate, Berlinghoff Rasmussen

2 Humorous interlude when Horta officer gets drunk of ships neural
gel-packs

1 Chakotay's OTHER tattoo