Narrator: Ah, ze early morning
in Bikini Bottom, when the jellyfish are buzzing about and
making their jellyfish jelly. (telescope peeks out of
Spongebob's window) Oh, what is happening here? (SSpongebob
looks through the telescope for a jellyfish) Collectors? (Spongebob
nods to Patrick that there are jellyfish around. Spongebob
jumps into a metal, square vent like contraption while Patrick
jumps into a round one. Then both slide down a rope but stop
before hitting the ground as their hands burn from sliding
down it. After their hands cool off, they put together some
nets and try them out before heading out the door. A jellyfish
floats by as they stare at it and then go after it)
Spongebob & Patrick: La la la la la. La la la la
la. La la la la la.
Spongebob: I think I’ve got it! No, wait a
minute... (the jellyfish stings them both as they run
away from the jellyfish)
Patrick: Go go go go go go. (both tumble over
in front of Squidward's house as the jellyfish floats by
and stings them both on their bottom.)
Spongebob: Hey Squidward, we’re jellyfishing.
Squidward: Of course you are. Bye now. (walks
Spongebob: Wait! We made a net especially for you!
Do you want to come with us?
Squidward: Really? Jellyfishing with you guys? Oh,
that would be the best day ever in my book. I would love
to go jellyfishing! I can’t think of anything I’d
like to do more on my day off than go jellyfishing with
my two best friends: Spongebob and...uhh...
Squidward: Right. But I can’t. Bye bye.
Spongebob: Next time?
Squidward: Oh sure, right! Whatever. (rides his
bike) Like that’ll ever happen.
Spongebob: You know, Patrick? It always seems like
Squidward never has time for fun.
Patrick: Maybe he doesn’t like us.
Spongebob: No, are you kidding? We’re his
Squidward: (laughs as he bikes down up and down
the road) Jellyfishing. Oh, I’ll go. (laughs
more) I sure had them going. (laughs more. Just
then, a jellyfish floats towards Squidward direction and
floats into his mouth causing him to spit it out and smack
it) Stupid jellyfish! Beat it! (the jellyfish flys
up Squidward's shirt causing him to lose control of his
bike and falling down a cliff. Then we are shown Spongebob
gradually waiting for Squidward as he checks every so often,
out the window, for Squidward's return. Then Squidward,
in a wheelchair, rides down to his house wrapped up in
bandages from head to toe)
Spongebob: Squid’s back! (calls Patrick
on the phone)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick, Squid’s home! And
we’re gonna make sure he’s greeted by his two
Patrick: Oh great! Who are they?
Spongebob: Us! (two shown talking right next
to each other as they hang up) Let’s go! (Squidward
rolls into his house and turns on the lights to reveal
Spongebob & Patrick with a banner hanging over them with
the words 'welcome home' on it) Welcome home, Squidward!
Patrick: Merry Christmas!
Spongebob: We’re gonna make this your best
day ever! (Squidward tries to roll back out but Spongebob
grabs him and turns him around) Well your best day’s
sure not gonna be out there.
Patrick: How about some soup on your best day ever? (Squidward
is rolled over to the table with the soup. Looks down at
it with the words 'best day ever' spelled out) Here
we go! Oh, it’s a little hot. (blows on it too
hard causing it to splash on Squidward. Then Patrick notices
the soup is gone and gets some more and blows it on Squidward
again. He grabs some more soup and tries it again but he
blows it on Squidward again. About to blow on more soup
but Spongebob stops him)
Spongebob: I don’t think soup is the best
thing for him on his best day ever. (leans over to Squidward's
clarinet) How about some music on your best day ever?
Played on your very own clarinet. (blows on it but high-pitched
notes blow out) Sorry, my lips are a little dry. (licks
his lips for few seconds and reattempts to play the clarinet
but Patrick takes it away)
Patrick: Music isn’t best either.
Spongebob: But what is best is what we saved for
last. The one sure-fire thing to make your best day ever (the) best
(at Jellyfish Fields)
Spongebob & Patrick: Jellyfishing, jellyfishing,
jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing,
jellyfishing, jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
Spongebob: This is Jellyfish Fields, where wild
jellyfish roam just waiting to be captured. (Squidward
tries to get away but Spongebob stops him again) No,
no, Squid! Over here! I know you’re eager, Squid,
but you don’t even have your net. Patrick, fix him
up while I find him a good specimen.
Patrick: Firmly grasp it in your hand. (puts
the net handle on Squidward's hand and lets go but it falls
to the ground) Firmly grasp it. (puts the net handle
on Squidward's hand and lets go but it falls to the ground) Firmly
grasp it! (shoves the net into Squidward's hand making
a huge hole in the bandages and making Squidward scream
in pain) That oughta do it.
Spongebob: (points to a jellyfish) There’s
one in position. Ready...set...go!
Spongebob & Patrick: Go Squid! You got it! Go, Squidward,
go! (Squidward doesn't move)
Patrick: I think we better show him how it’s
Spongebob: Da, da, da, da, dum. (both jump two
steps forward) Da, da, da, da, dum. (both jump forward
two steps again) Da, da, da, da, dum. (Patrick tries
capturing the jellyfish but falls onto the ground)
Patrick: Da, da, da, da, dum. (both try to capture
Jellyfish: Bz, bz, bz, bz, buz.
Spongebob & Patrick: Da, da, da, da, dum.
Spongebob: Da, da, da. Da, da, da, da, da, da, dum, dum, dum, dum,
dum (Spongebob & Patrick get stung by the jellyfish then the jellyfish
stings Squidward's nose and Squidward gets angry and goes after the jellyfish)
Spongebob: Hey look! Squid’s doing it! (Squidward's wheelchair
gets stopped by a rock but he continues on and captures the jellyfish. Then
he bangs his net on the pink look-a-like rock. Then the rock raises above
the ground and is a big jellyfish which hovers over Squidward)
Patrick: This guy’s good.
Spongebob: He’s a natural! (Spongebob & Patrick cheer for
Patrick: See what you've been missing?! (as Squidward tries to
get away from the big jellyfish)
Spongebob: You've got 'em now.
Patrick: It's in the bag.
Spongebob: This really is your best day ever, isn't it? (Squidward
gets zapped big time by the jellyfish)
Spongebob & Patrick: Oohhh... (Next, we're shown Spongebob & Patrick,
with band-aids on, walking around in front of the easter island head) Hey
Patrick. Well, thought yesterday went pretty well, don’t you think?
Patrick: I had fun.
Spongebob: Me too.
Patrick: Here comes Squidward!
Spongebob: Oh, great. (laughs nervously. Squidward rolls in on
a motorized hospital bed) Hey Squid! How about that... (Squidward
ignores Spongebob and keeps going) ...best day ever?
Patrick: There’s always tomorrow! (Squidward
tries to get in his house but just keeps running into his
Spongebob: Umm, we’re really sorry about what
happened yesterday, Squidward. (Squidward runs into
his door again) We got you a present! (the jellyfish
from yesterday is in a jar) It’s the jellyfish. (Spongebob
gives the jellyfish to Squidward)
Patrick: You know, from yesterday!
Spongebob: You’re not still mad, are you? (Squidward
opens the jar pointing towards Spongebob & Patrick)
Patrick: Yup, he’s still mad. (jellyfish
goes after Spongebob & Patrick as Squidward laughs at what
he just did. In comes the giant jellyfish hovering over
Squidward. He zaps him and Squidward's cast comes off and
now in his regular attire)