(Spongebob is grilling patties until one of them turns
into a jellyfish and floats out the window. The rest of
the patties turn into jellyfish and buzz out the window.
Spongebob flys out the window and turns into a jellyfish.
Buzzes around jellyfish fields when he hears Mr Krabs voice)
Mr Krabs: Spongebob? Spongebob! (the grill is on fire) Wake up,
boy! You’re burning me money! (Spongebob wakes up from his dream
and screams. Then runs behind Mr Krabs)
Spongebob: Mr Krabs, what do we do?
Mr Krabs: Here, use this! (Hands Spongebob a fire extinguisher. Spongebob
throws the F.E. at the grill and sets the fire even larged than before. Spongebob
tries to blow on the fire to put it out until a fireman comes into the kitchen
with a hose and sprays Spongebob with the water. Spongebob enlarges and falls
backwards, which puts out the fire)
Mr Krabs & Fireman: Hooray! (Spongebob shrinks and burns into a black
sponge while Mr Krabs scrapes him off the grill and onto a spatula)
Mr Krabs: Spongebob, come into me office. (in Mr Krabs office) What’s
wrong, boy?
Spongebob: Well, I...
Mr Krabs: This is the fourth time this week I’ve had to scrape
you off of something.
Spongebob: Well, I’ve been thinking.
Mr Krabs: We need to get you thinking about work. (stretches his eyes
out)
Spongebob: No offense, Mr. Krabs, but I’ve been thinking about
giving up my cold industrial life in favor of a more natural and free life
among the jellyfish. (Mr Krabs laughs)
Mr Krabs: Ah, Spongebob, you wouldn’t last even one day in the
wild. This is your natural habitat. (shows kitchen) This is your wide-open
range. (shows grill) These are your amber waves. (shows greasy
fryers) And this... (picks up a spatula from the sink) ...ohh,
this is your golden scepter, with which you rule! That’s better than
nasty old jellyfish, right, Spongebob? (Spongebob is gone) Spongebob?
Spongebob: (walks out the krusty krab) I can too last more than
one day. I’ll show him. Aww, barnacles! (throws his hat on the ground)
Mr Krabs: (opens doors) Spongebob, wait! (sees Spongebob's
hat on the ground and screams) Oh, he’ll be back, alright. He’ll
be back. (Spongebob is now giving his stuff away to his friends)
Spongebob: And Squidward, I want you to have my can opener. (gives
it to him)
Squidward: And I thought this friendship would never pay off. (walks
away)
Patrick: (teary-eyed) Are...are...are...are you sure you want
to give me this mayonnaise?
Spongebob: It’s all yours. (Patrick holds up a bunch of phonebooks)
Patrick: A-a-and these old phone books?
Spongebob: All yours, old friend. (walks off) Patrick, there is
one more thing I want you to have. (opens up a rectangluar box that has
the words "OL' RELIABLE" on the front. A glowing jellyfish net is inside.
Spongebob throws the phonebooks away and picks up ol' reliable)
Patrick: Ol’ Reliable?! (cries as Sandy walks up)
Sandy: Howdy, y’all. Hey Spongebob, you having a garage sale?
Spongebob: No Sandy, I’m giving up my material possessions to live
in the wild with the jellyfish.
Sandy: Spongebob, of all the crazy schemes. Why would you want to live
among the jellyfish? They’re cold and mean and none too bright. (Sponge
pats Sandy's helmett)
Spongebob: Oh, oh, Sandy. That’s exactly the response I would expect
from someone who lives the sham of a life I once lived. I’m going to
prove I don’t need all this stuff to be happy. (walks away) Maybe
someday you’ll wise up and join me. Good-bye. (walks behind a bush
and takes his pants off) I won’t be needing these. (drops pants
and runs away) Buzz, buzz, buzz.
Squidward: He took off his pants.
Sandy: I’ll give him a week. (walks away)
Squidward: I’ll give him eleven minutes. (walks away)
Patrick: Patrick sad!
(at Jellyfish Fields)
Spongebob: (touches 'Jellyfish Fields' sign) I’m home. I’m
home! I’m home! I’m home, I’m home, I’m home, I’m
home, I’m home, I’m home, I’m home, I’m home, I'm
home! (jellyfish knock Spongebob down as they fly by) Brothers and
sisters, wait for me! (jellyfish fly into a hive) Buzz-buzz. Buzz-buzz.
Ok, I’m here! (jellyfish fly out of hive) Wait, I just got here.
My jellyfish instincts tell me to go... (sticks his finger in his mouth
and then in his head) ...that way. (points to where the jellyfish
went) Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. (running after jellyfish all over the
fields. Jellyfish devour a bunch of kelp. Spongebob decides to try it but
is disgusted and spits it out) This is the life. (jellyfish are floating
in the middle of the fields as Spongebob walks into the middle of the group) Hey
everybody, buzz-buzz. Buzz to you. Buzz, buzz, nice current today. Hey, what’s
the buzz? (wants to shake a jellyfish's hand) Hello, I’m Jellybob,
and you are? (jellyfish stings him and his arm goes numb) Uhh...nice
to meet you. (hand gets huge. Spongebob smells some aroma and goes to
check and see that Patrick and Sandy are having a picnic with krabby patties)
Sandy: Here, Patrick, have a Krabby Patty! (whispers into Patricks
ear) There he is, Patrick. Say your line!
Patrick: (reading off paper)Why thank you, Sandy, I would love
one. Take patty. Too bad Spongebob isn’t here. These are his favorites.
I sure wish he’d come home. Take bite. (tries to but throws the
patty away and turns to Spongebob) I can’t do it! Spongebob! Come
back!
Spongebob: Patrick, I’m not coming home.
Patrick: I miss you. Sandy misses you. Even Squidward misses you! (Squidward
is throwing himself a party at home)
Spongebob: I’m happy here. This is my home now. (Sandy drags
Patrick away)
Patrick: No!! Spongebob!! (later, Spongebob comes in wiggling his
arms and legs like the jellyfish)
Spongebob: Hey everybody! I’m back! I think I’m getting the
hang of this. (jellyfish float away as the net is swung at Spongebob,
which knocks him down. Patrick is ready to capture Spongebob with Ol' Reliable) Patrick!
What are you doing?
Patrick: If I can’t have you as a friend, I’m going to make
you a trophy! I even picked out this nice jar for you! (shows a jar with
a label on the front that says 'SPONGEBOB - FRIEND')
Spongebob: Patrick! Go home! I’m a jellyfish now! (Patrick swings
the net at Spongebob but Spongebob runs away. Patrick goes after him. Spongebob
hides behind a snail's shell but the snail slithers off. Spongebob goes to
hide behind a rock)
Patrick: I can see you there! (Spongebob hides behind a bush) I
still see you! (Spongebob hides behind another rock) You’re
going to look good on my mantel! (Spongebob runs under neath an 'n' shaped
rock and peeks around. Patrick is underneath the rock on the top) Friends
forever, Spongebob! I got you now, Spongebob! (falls on the ground and
misses Spongebob)
Spongebob: Patrick! No! (Patrick runs after Spongebob again as Spongebob
jumps into the jellyfish hive. Patrick tries to get the hive down with the
net but fails multiple times)
Patrick: Ok! So this is the way it’s going to be. I hope you’re
happy. (breaks net in half)
Spongebob: Well, that’s over. Back to jellyfish matters. (a
drop of jelly lands on Spongebob nose. He samples it) Mmm...jelly. (eats
a lot of jelly as the jellyfish come back toward the hive) Ah, my jellyfish
brethren are returning. (jellyfish buzz into the hive) Greetings,
comrades! (jellyfish sting Spongebob a lot and he screams. Spongebob climbs
out of the hive and runs as the jellyfish keep stinging him. Later, Spongebob
is in a cave) Being a jellyfish sure is fun. Buzz. (rips off a bushel
of grass) Buzz. (pushes rock over as he uses it for his pillow) Buzz. (pushes
the rock aside and gets cold. The 'blanket' scrunches up but Spongebob pushes
it back down. Blanket scrunches up again and Spongebob gets cold.) Hey!
Eww, I’m itchy! Itchy, why am I so itchy! (takes off the blanket
and reveals 9 poison sea urchins) Poison sea urchins! (screams and
scratches the urchins off of him and runs out of the cave) Ow, ow, oh,
itches. Ow, ow, itches. (crawls on the ground to stop the itching. Later,
Spongebob is walking towards his house) Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. (buzzes
14 more times as he walks up to the Krusty Krab door and sees a plate full
of krabby patties on a table) Krabby Patties. (walks past Sandy's
treedome) Sandy. (still buzzing, walks up to his pineapple) What
have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave all of that up. (opens
door and turns the light on. Mr Krabs, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, and Gary
are there to welcome him home)
All: Welcome home, Spongebob!
Spongebob: You guys are the best! I made a huge mistake. Please forgive
me!
Mr Krabs: Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty. (hands
him a krabby patty)
Spongebob: Don’t mind if I do. (eats it as Mr Krabs places his
krusty krew hat on his head)
Mr Krabs: And I’ll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning.
Spongebob: (salutes) Aye, aye, captain!
Squidward: Spongebob, do us all a favor. (hands Spongebob his pants)
Spongebob: Don’t mind if I do. (puts on his pants) Ta-da! (hugs
Squidward) Aww...
Squidward: Ok, that’s enough. (everyone else hugs Spongebob
and Squidward)
Gary: Meow.
Squidward: Can we please stop this? (everyone stops hugging)
Patrick: Patrick itchy! (everyone but Spongebob starts to scratch
themselves and crawl on the floor)
Spongebob: It is great to be home!
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