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Bubble Buddy - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts

Written by Jay Lender, William Reiss and Mr. Lawrence

Narrator: Every day is a holiday for Spongebob, even if he has to make one up.
Spongebob: jumps out of bed Hey everybody! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin! pretends his bed is a boat and rows out of his pineapple over to Patricks rock Ahoy, Patrick! It’s Leif Ericcson Day! knocks on Patricks rock. It opens to show a giant piece of paper taped to it There’s a note.
Patrick: as note Spongebob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh...Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga-dinga!
Spongebob: Aww... so much for that. throws his costume away Maybe Sandy will play with me. scene cuts to Spongebob walking up to Sandys treedome. Notices a note on the door Another note.
Sandy: as note Spongebob, went south for the winter. Love, Sandy.
Spongebob: I don’t get it. The water’s fine. scene shows the treedome is snowing inside. Scene cuts to Spongebob going up to Squidward front door Hey Squidward! Want to play? notices a note taped to the door
Squidward: as note No.
Spongebob: Are you sure? rips off the note to find another note
Squidward: as note Yes.
Spongebob: Darn. I wish I had a buddy to play with. I know! I’ll make one! scene cuts to Spongebob holding a stick Stick buddy! lets go of the stick which falls to the ground Nah... scene cuts to Spongebob standing next to a pile of rocks Rock buddy! Nope... scene cuts to Spongebob standing next to a sink Sink buddy! Almost... scene cuts to Spongebob again I’ve got it! dips his bubble wand into bubble soap and blows a human shape-like bubble Bubble buddy! scene cuts to Spongebob and his bubble pal on the see-saw This...is...great! scene cuts to Spongebob going up to the Krusty Krab with his bubble I can’t wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr Krabs. Spongebob walks in the Krusty Krab but his bubble just floats at the door Don’t be shy, come on! Spongebob squeezes the bubble through the doors
Squidward: Please come again. customer walks off When I’m not working.
Spongebob: Hi Squidward!
Squidward: How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?
Spongebob: I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy! Squidwards looks at it and sees his reflection
Squidward: This bubble is your friend? giggles Well, he’s handsome, I’ll give him that. laughs then takes out a notepad What’ll it be?
Spongebob: Oh, I’m not hungry.
Squidward: Well, thanks for stopping by. starts to walk off
Spongebob: Wait! You haven’t taken Bubble Buddy’s order yet!
Squidward: Why would I do that?
Spongebob: He’s hungry.
Squidward: He’s an inanimate object, his money’s no good here! Mr Krabs pops out of the cash register drawer
Mr Krabs: What are you saying, Mr Squidward? Everyone’s money is good here. scene cuts to a man with a prison uniform attached to a ball & chain At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.
Squidward: I’m not taking an order for a bubble.
Mr Krabs: Sure you are! Or I’ll fill your life with misery and woe. goes back into the cash register then peeks his head out again Even if you quit. goes back into the cash register
Squidward: May I take your order?
Spongebob: Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it’s all so good! He’ll just take one of everything. Mr Krabs explodes through the cash register
Mr Krabs: One of everything?! Whoopee! applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction
Spongebob: Bubble Buddy’s thirsty.
Squidward: How about a glass of our finest shampoo? laughs
Spongebob: Sounds great! Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it
Squidward: Here’s your hair care product, sir.
Spongebob: Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. Squidward bends the strawe Huh, what’s that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?
Squidward: Mr Krabs! scene cuts to showing Mr Krabs chewing patty meat for a customer and spitting it back on their plate
Mr Krabs: Think of the customer. Squidward drinks a sample of the shampoo
Squidward: Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Squidward comes out later with a cart of krabby patties Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy. puts a krabby patty on Bubble Buddy's plate. Spongebob gasps
Spongebob: Oh no, Squidward, wait! There’s cheese on these patties!
Squidward: And?
Spongebob: Bubble Buddy’s lactose-intolerant, he can’t eat cheese! What should we do?
Squidward: We? How about you take these patties and sho...
Mr Krabs: Squidward! walks off with the cart
Spongebob: Don’t worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch. Squidward comes back with a new cart and puts a new patty on Bubble Buddy's plate
Squidward: What, is he allergic to bread, too?
Spongebob: Actually he doesn’t like the crust. scene cuts to Squidward cutting off the bread crusts And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. scene cuts to Squidwardl squirting ketchup on the patties And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... Squidward goes through many steps to get the order right. He finally brings a plate of patties to Bubble Buddy
Squidward: Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! sets a birger ferris wheel on the table And if there’s anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask. scene cuts to Spongebob and Bubble Buddy walking out of the Krusty Krab
Spongebob: That was delicious! Money’s on the table, Mr Krabs! Mr Krabs waves
Mr Krabs: So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you’ll be as successful as me one day.
Squidward: Oh, you’re right, Mr Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. hands Mr Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles
Mr Krabs: What’s this?
Squidward: Bubble money. $100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change At least he left a tip! all the bubbles pop as Mr Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon
Spongebob: Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. Scooter runs up to Spongebob
Scooter: Dudes, bury me! laughs
Spongebob: See what I mean? scene cuts to Spongebob burying Scooter in sand All done.
Scooter: All right!
Spongebob: Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy. walks off as the tide gets closer around Scooter
Scooter: Don’t just stand there dude, the tide’s coming in. laughs Dude? scene cuts to Spongebob putting Bubble Buddy in a port-o-potty as two other guys walk up
Spongebob: My friend’s in there.
Fish: Congratulations. scene cuts to a bunch of strong fish dancing to some music. Spongebob walks up and starts dancing
Spongebob: Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah! everyone stops dancing and looks at their butts then walk off mumbling. Scene cuts back to the port-o-potty where the guy behind Spongebob checks his watch. Scene cuts to a big fish driving a boat and Pearl and her friends run up to him
Pearl: It’s the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!
Grubby: Later, groupies! shakes Pearl’s hand Grubby’s got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!drives off
Pearl: looks at her fin which is dirty now Oh, I’ll never wash this flipper again. Spongebob walks up with Bubble Buddy
Spongebob: Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! Bubble Buddy shakes Pearls hand which is now clean. She cries. Scene cuts to the port-o-potty It’s his first time on his own.
Fish: Once again, congratulations. later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point' Two hours is long enough! That’s it! opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble
Spongebob: Hey Bubble Buddy, you’re finished! takes Bubble Buddy away
Fish: He kept up waiting for a bubble?
Larry: That’s nothing! Larry is with the group of people who were dancing earlier He called us fat! group eats celery sticks
Pearl: crying as she shows her clean flipper He washed my flipper!
Mr Krabs: He owes me money!
Squidward: He made me provide excellent service!
Scooter: appears with a halo and angel clothing on Dudes! He made me experience high tide! floats up towards the surface
Fred: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses!
Protesters: He did?
Fred: No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?
Mr Krabs: I say we tip something over! everyone pushes the lifeguard stand over
Protester: Now what?
Protesters: Get the lifeguard! Squidward stops them
Squidward: Wait! Don’t waste this senseless violence on him! It’s that stupid bubble of Spongebob’s that’s causing all the problems! takes out a push pin Who’s with me!
Protesters: Pop the bubble! everyone else takes out a sewing pin. The group walks up to Spongebob and Bubble Buddy relaxing on the beach
Spongebob: Hey everyone! Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?
Protesters: Yes... show their sewing pins
Spongebob: Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?
Protesters: No... group steps in closer
Spongebob: Would you mind not getting so close with those pins? Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.
Larry: Spongebob, that bubble’s got to go.
Spongebob: Oh no, he already took care of that, but thanks for your concern.
Pearl: No. “Go” as in… she blows a bubble from her gum and pops it. Sponge screams and grabs the bubble Spongebob: Why?
Mr Krabs: You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble! It’s time to end it!
Spongebob: No! I won’t let you! blows in Bubble Buddy to make him bigger and floats into the air Here we go! You’ll never catch us now! Never! Ha! Never! both start to get lower to the ground and the group surrounds them both again Never...
Squidward: Enough sea-horsing around, Spongebob! Give us that bubble!
Protesters: Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!
Spongebob: No! You can’t! He’s not just a bubble, he’s a Bubble Buddy! He’s my friend and I love him! hugs Bubble Buddy Haven’t you ever had a very special friend? tears up. Mr Krabs takes out a nickel
Mr Krabs: Nickel Buddy, I’ll never spend you!
Fish #2: Funny Muffler.
Larry: Jerky Pal.
Fish #3: Boo-Boo keys.
Fish #4: Snake Eyes.
Both: We love you! cry
Spongebob: So, what do you say?
Protesters: chanting Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! they pick up Spongebob and throw him away from the group
Squidward: Let’s get this over with so I can go home and play my clarinet!
Spongebob: slow-motion Noo... in slow-motion, Squidward pushes the pin forward towards Bubble Buddy while Spongebob is still saying 'no', also in slow motion. Then Bubble Buddy stops Squdiward from popping him by grabbing his arm
Bubble Buddy: Whoa! all gasp Hey, don’t I get a say in this? walks up to Spongebob I’ll see you later, Spongebob. Things are getting a little weird around here. puts on his bubble hat and a bubble suitcase appears in his hand. Just then a bubble taxi takes him away into the sky
Spongebob: So long.
Bubble Buddy: Happy Leif Ericcson Day!
Squidward: He’s alive...
Spongebob: Of course! Otherwise he couldn’t tell such funny jokes! laughs as everyone walks off muttering Seems like only this morning that I held his bottle. sniffles They blow up so fast. cries and runs off. A bunch of bubbles pop by Squidward except for one
Squidward: Uh...huh?

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