Spongebob: Gary!
Looks like it's that time of week again: bath time.
Come
on, let's go get the water started.
You're gonna have to
get in that tub, Gary. Now, Gary, we can do this the hard
way, or the easy way, or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard
way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging
way. So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Gary!
Check out
this new toy.
*throws the ball*
Fetch.
*the toy boomerangs
back to Spongebob then reads the box
*New* Boomerang
Pet Ball: Really Works! Hmmm.
*throws the box but it boomerangs
back and hits Spongebob in the head*
Gary! There's a
bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds
unless you take a bath! Please...
bomb explodes
I
am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.
*random
pictures come up then a Scottish Girl picture appears *
I'm
sorry you had to see that. on the phone Hello, Fancy
French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't
take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down. It's
like your speaking some other language. hangs up Hey
Gar! How 'bout some leap frog? Weehee! Ok, your turn.
*
flips
Gary into the wall and breaks his shell*
Hey Gary! How
'bout some leap frog?
*
a cane hits him in the head *
I've
got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take
a bath in this house.
*
Mr Krabs comes in taking a bath then
takes the dollar*
Ya-da-da-da...
*
stops dancing *
That
didn't work either, huh?
*
Spongebob dressed as a
pirate*
Gary!
Gary! Gary! Look what I found. It's an old, pirate
treasure map revealing a location of buried pirate
treasure in this very house. Come on, boy, let's go
get that treasure. Whoo! Ok, Gary, now 40 paces to
the left. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...24, 25, 26,
27, 40. The treasure must be in here!
*
opens
bathroom door*
Wow, Gary, look! A pirate treasure
chest.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: Why no, Gary, this isn't the bathtub.
It's treasure. Look, dubloons.
*
shows 2 bars of soap *
Don't
drop them. Look at this broach.
*shows a rubber duck*
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: I don't know what a snail would
want with a broach. Now why don't you just get
into the tub. trys
to throw Gary in the tub but fails Get in the
tub! trys
to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get
in the tub. trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails again Get
in the tub. trys to throw Gary in the tub but fails
again In the tub. trys to throw Gary in the tub
but fails again In the tub. trys to throw Gary in
the tub but fails again Now, Gary, are you
gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to... picks up Gary but
both stick to the ceiling Gary, could you... one
of Gary's eyes go back in and Spongebob loses grip Gary,
no! Gary! Spongebob falls in the tub Alright,
Gary, you have dooped, and/or, frustrated me for
the last time. So, if I can't get you to come to
the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath come
to you. absorbs all the water
in the bathtub Psst, Gary. Bath delivery. Spongebob
spits water at Gary but misses Come back, Gary.
I have something to share with you. Spongebob spits a lot of
water at Gary but misses Now this is more like
it. Water you waiting for, Gary?
Gary: meowing in a tree
Spongebob: Aww, stuck in a tree? It's time
to clean up your act, Gary. spits out water at Gary but realizes
its a record playing Gary's meows Oh, no! I
bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin. Gary takes the ladder
off the tree Gary! Bring that ladder back this
instant. I am really not amused, mister. You are
going to take a bath, and you are going to get
clean right now.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: I am so the boss of you.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: It may be a free country, but
you live in my house under my rules.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: Don't use that tone of voice
with me. You will do what I say when I say. What
are you doing? I am talking to you, mister. Do
not go near that mud puddle! Gary, the snail, do
you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get
away from that mud puddle. One, two, two and a
half...don't make me say three. Gary leans over
the puddle Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary! Spongebob falls
in the mud puddle I'm a dirty boy.
in bathroom
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: Yeah, yeah, Gary. I'm getting
behind my ears. Gary smiles
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