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Mermaidman and Barnacelboy IV - Spongebob Squarepants TranscriptsWritten by Jay Lender, Sam Henderson, and Merriwether Williams Announcer: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. Mermaidman: Through the double doors! Away! Announcer: And also these guys. Barnacleboy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaidman! Mermaidman: N-nonsense, Barnacleboy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil! Barnacleboy: What a dive. Mermaidman: To the register! Away! Squidward: Can I help you? Mermaidman: A double krabby patty and coral bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad. Barnacleboy: It's not for the toy, I just...I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please. Mermaidman: You got it, bucky. Will this cover it? (pulls out a nut/bolt) Squidward: No. Barnacleboy: Listen big nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend discount or something? Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who are you calling big nose, big nose? (both press noses against each other. Barnacleboy gets out a $5 bill and gives it to Squidward) Barnacleboy: Well next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us! Squidward: I’m shakin’. Heh. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. Spongebob: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy? Must...get...autograph! (stretches arms to get a pin and paper) Mermaidman: If you wanna grow up strong like me...you gotta leave room for seconds. Here comes our waiter! Spongebob: Autograph!! Barnacleboy: Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid! Mermaidman: Quick lad, to the invisible boatmobile! Away! Barnacleboy: Where'd we park? Mermaidman: Uhh... Spongebob: Can I have your autograph can I have your autograph can I.. they're gone! (gasps) Mermaidman's belt! Mermaidman: Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm! (Barnacleboy jumps on the stick shift) Barnacleboy: Ow! I told you we shoulda’ got the automatic! Spongebob: Hey guys! Wait up! I've got something for you... Barnacleboy: Floor it! (both speed off in the boat) Spongebob: You forgot your belt! You forgot...Mermaidman's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For 65 years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations...and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands! Well, I guess I should return it. Or not! I could just hang onto it till after work...all alone with Mermaidman's belt. I wonder what this button does! Whoa! The small ray! Hmm... Squidward: Here's your shake, sir. (hands a small krabby patty to a cockroache) Spongebob: There you go. Come again, sir. Squidward: Spongebob, what's going on in here? Huh? Why's everything all... tiny? Spongebob: I don't know. Squidward: What do you got there? Spongebob: Nothing. Squidward: No, really? Spongebob: Nothing. Squidward: You've got something alright, let's see it! Spongebob: No! No! Squidward: Is that Mermaidman's belt? Spongebob: Yes. Squidward: Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you! Spongebob: Me, uh, either. Squidward: He didn't lend it to you, did he? Spongebob: Please don't tell! Squidward: You stole it! Spongebob: Please don't tell! Squidward: Oh. I'm telling. Spongebob: Squidward, if Mermaidman finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell! Squidward: Uh-oh! There's the phone! Spongebob: Don't! Squidward: I'm walking towards the phone! (walks towards phone) Spongebob: No! Squidward: I'm getting closer to the phone! Spongebob: Do-o-on't! Squidward: And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for... Spongebob: I'm begging you! Squidward: (picks up the phone) Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermaid... (Spongebob shrinks Squidward) What the...what... (phones hits Squidward) Ow! Mermaidman: Hello? Hello? Squidward: What did you do to me? Spongebob: I'm sorry Squidward, but you made me do it! Squidward: Spongebob, if you don't return me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble! Spongebob: Uhh....ok...uhh... Squidward: I said now! Spongebob: Uhh...uhh... (belt is shown with many buttons to it) Squidward: Do you hear me? (Spongebob changes Squidward into a multi-eyed Squidward) Holy fish paste! Get it off me! Get it off me! (takes eyes off him) Don't you know how to work that thing? Spongebob: Uhh, I can do it! (Spongebob changes Squidward a lot) Squidward: Sto-o-p! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaidman and... Spongebob: No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of life experience...Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick: Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi Spongebob. Spongebob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came, and I got this belt, and look Patrick: A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it! Spongebob: No, Patrick! Patrick: Fighter pilot! Dive bomb! Spongebob: Patrick! Patrick: And here comes a giant fist! Spongebob: Patrick, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident. Patrick: Oh...and here comes a giant fist! Spongebob: Pat, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life. Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day... Spongebob: You think so? Patrick: Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size. Like this pickle! See? They like each other! Squidward: N-n-n-n-no. (Patrick bangs them together like they wanna kiss) Spongebob: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing! Patrick: Lemme take a look at it.Hmmm...you know what the problem is? Spongebob: What? Patrick: You got it set to 'M' for mini when it should be set to 'W' for wumbo. Spongebob: Patrick, I don't think wumbo is a real word. Patrick: Come on. You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo, wumbo, wumboing... Squidward: I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me. Patrick: ...wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, Spongebob! Spongebob: Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. Patrick: Well alright then. Let 'er rip! It worked! Spongebob: Oh no! Patrick: Look, Spongebob's giant! Can I be giant next? Spongebob: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too! Patrick: You're kidding! Good thing I still got this pickle! Squidward: Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaidman! Spongebob: No! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar. Patrick: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or something. Heheh. Spongebob: It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it... Sandy: Howdy, Spongebob! Spongebob: Aah! Sandy! (shrinks Sandy) Sandy: What did y...for cryin’ o...What did y'all do to me? Spongebob: I'm sorry Sandy! Mermaidman came in and.. Larry: Hey Spongebob (shrinks Larry) Fish #1: Hey Spongebob, I... (shrinks fish) Fish #2: Hi Spongebob. (shrinks fish) Mrs Puff: Hello Spongebob. (shrinks Mrs Puff) Scooter: Sponge-dude! (shrinks Scooter) Spongebob: Whoo! I'm gonna have to get a bigger jar. Squidward: Spongebob, will you just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Bikini Bottom! You've got to go to Mermaidman! Spongebob: Oh Squidward, he'll be so disappointed... Sandy: Well, you can't leave us small forever! Spongebob: You don't understand! Mrs Squarepants: Spongebob, you need to admit your mistakes! Spongebob: Mom?! Mermaidman: Your mother's right, son. Mermaidman will understand. Barnacleboy: You're Mermaidman, you old coot! Mermaidman: Oh yeah. Spongebob: Mermaidman? I'm so sorry, it's just that I'm such a big fan, and your belt, and... Mermaidman: Oh, don't worry son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen o eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president All: Just tell him how to unshrink us!!!!! Mermaidman: Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to wumbo? All: What?! (spells out GET SPONGEBOB!) Get Spongebob!! Ahh! Squidward: Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home! Sandy: And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA! Mermaidman: We've been shrinking for years! Barnacleboy: But this is ridiculous! All: Everything's too big!! Spongebob: I've got it! (Shrinks town) Ta-da! Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small! And now, only one more thing to shrink. Cheese! (shrinks self) Squidward: I guess this is okay. Larry: Yeah, what's the difference? Lady fish: Good idea, Spongebob. (everyone cheers as a bus comes back and Plankton gets off of it) Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (notices small Bikini Bottom) End
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