Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.. Hi there and hello! My days as a Canadian eskimo (as pictured below) are over. Spring has sprung!

This was a week or so ago from Collingwood on our ski adventure, but over the past few days the Canadians have just been wearing shorts and shirts. It got up to 16 degrees today! Heat wave! Trudy has just told me it’ll be back to the subs tomorrow, and snow will soon follow, but Spring’s gentle song has certainly been sung here in London Ontario. It was bizarre seeing people out and about running, playing volley ball, walking their dogs. It was like they’d never been outside before!

In other news, we’ve been having a grand old time here in Canada. Despite these insane-o death exams my good friends the sociology professors keep throwing at me. El presidento of the Arts and Humanities School at Western, Dan, is in our Dante class and he was organising a formal for Saturday night. By the by, Trudy is in love with President Perry and wants to have his children. Anyway, Dan invited us to this formal (titled the PoMoFo or Post Modern Formal) which fortunately didn’t turn out to be much of a formal at all (being PoMo and all, this should’ve been obvious) as there were people dancing around in bunny costumes and jeans. Also, Dan’s girlfriend was wearing large gold sunglasses and (avert your eyes mother) introduced herself to me by rubbing her boobs all over me. ANYway, Kenny and Grayson were there so at around 12 Casey, Marcella, myself and the boys headed over to 181 for some more drinking. When we got there, Jamie was dancing on the box so we joined him and several hours soon passed. I think I know why I always have hangover legs..

Anyway, it was a great night. At around 2AM I’m told I ate a napkin, but I wasn’t going to let that ruin anything! Thanks go out to Trudy’s art friend Katie for getting me water. The end.