The Most Boring Day Ever

Lobot and Guinan sat, staring out the window of the Outpost, stationary in space. They were bored out of their minds, and did not know what to do with themselves. Their Captain was out, frolicking in the daisies of deep space. They had sent him out into deep space without a helmet, completely forgetting his usefulnes to them as a cook and entertainer. There they sat... and sat... when all of a sudden, Guinan started to adjust her dress! And then, Lobot? Yeah, he shifted in his seat, and made an 'mmm' noise. To counter that, Guinan stretched her fingers. Lobot sighed. Guinan followed suit, sighing, and stared into the blackness of space. Wow, they were sure bored!

Something appeared in front of their window, and began approaching, fast! Was it an asteroid? Another ship? Did they plan their course wrong? No! It was the Mez in the Fez! She tipped her felt cap at the outpost, just before she smacked into the front window. Lobot turned on the wipers, and she popped into the garbage disposal. She crawled her way into the outpost's main part, soon finding the bored pair.

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