Mezoti's New Puppy
It was a cold, blistery day in the cantina, when young Mezoti brought her new puppy in. It was first reluctant to enter the cantina at all, as it feared the aliens inside. She coaxed it inside anyway. To the bar she walked, placing little Snaxie on the counter.
"My puppy's hungry, I don't know what to do!" she stated, worriedly.
"Hm. Why not try feeding it puppy food?" suggested Wuher.
"Good idea, Wuher! Why don't you stick around and see the results?" she asked.
"Nope. Gotta be pitching some beer to these patrons." he finished.
Young Mezoti may have seemed to have taken Wuher's advice to heart, yet she couldn't possibly have remembered what he said exactly. The words swam in her head...
why don't you try feeding it puppy food.. . puppy food... guppy food... guppy dude... why don't you try feeding it to a guppy dude...
She scooped her puppy up, and found a fishlike patron sitting near the band. She held the puppy out, upside down, and asked the guppy dude to eat her puppy. He refused, so she fed the guppy dude to her puppy. Then her puppy got sick all over the floor, but because it was winter, it froze really fast. Little Mez slipped on the floor, and down she fell, puppy and all! Her puppy ran off around the bar. Wuher stepped toward a patron to hand him a beer... *crunch* he stepped on little Mezoti's puppy! Oooh boy that was bloody. All over his new shoes! Poor Wuher. He yelled at Mezoti, and banished her from his cantina, at which point she went outside and cried in the snow. Boy, is he ever mean.
So, my friends, what did you learn tonight?