Logan’s run had it right…well almost…

As soon as someone turns 60 we should kill em…before they have the chance to phone me at twenty to 5 and spend 25 minutes telling me that they don’t have a pension book anymore (well you wouldn’t cause we stopped making them), you’ve got your small pension which is £23 something or other , you haven’t got your big pension which is £84 something or other, you live alone, you go to the day centre every day monday to friday, what day is today? when will you get the form? you go to the day centre everyday and you got your small pension which is £23 something but you don’t have a book for it anymore….when will you get the form? you live on your own, you haven’t got your big pension which is £84 something, is today friday?