Kathryn’s Blog

So…..I’ve decided to finally sign up for a gym and see about shifting some weight – Im going to meet one of the training people on Sunday to be shown the equipment and get a health thingie- the main attraction of losing weight is having smaller boobs (or at least there is a remote possibility of me then being eligible for a reduction on the NHS) but I find the whole thing very difficult. I am a stick my head in the sand kind of person and I certainly don’t like dicussing such things face to face, so my mother kindly inviting people along really isn’t helping any. Anyhoo…I’ll see how it goes, but I haven’t exercised since the short lived diet class a couple of years. Which is when I worked out me trying to eat healthily wasn’t really going to work since I had to cut out all things naughty totally.

Oh and now that my back pain has gone by sinuses (well on the right side of my face anyhow) are acting up . If I were a horse they’d shoot me! and I now have more drugs than Boots the chemist!

Just a friend word of advice to anyone thinking of buying hipsters…

Has anyone commented on your “love handles”? Perhaps suggested that you have “child bearing hips”. If so then please, please, please do get a pair of hipsers. If you really have to buy them please please make sure you are not “going commando” or wearing bikini briefs – I don’t want to have to see another woman’s arse crack again!

You should go look at – These pretty space pictures.
and also My Space which is an MSN thingiemuhbob which is pretty funky and the next big craze (in our little web community).


In other news….

Back is feeling a lot better , although Im still getting the odd twinge.
My digi box has gone- after much faffing about and asking nice net type people and phoning the nice manufacturers the conclusion is that it’s buggered and I should get it replaced. Thankfully my mum managed to locate the receipt
I’ve comitted myself to going to the gym tomorrow night for an “induction”

When you were here before,
couldn’t look you in the eye.
You’re just like an angel,
your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather,
in a beautiful world
I wish I was special,
you’re so fucking special.

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here.

I don’t care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I’m not around.
You’re so fucking special,
I wish I was special.

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?.
I don’t belong here

She’s running out the door,
she’s running,
she run, run, run, run, run.

Whatever makes you happy,
whatever you want.
You’re so fucking special,
I wish I was special,

but I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here,
I don’t belong here.

The cutest picture ever? I think so!

Just a lil update in the world of Kathryn….
As I complained about in a previous message, Ive hurt me back. All I did was bend over slightly to pick up my hairbrush which was on the sofa on Friday morning and suddenly a twinge. Which was okay, it was uncomfortable more than anything although some things would make me wince. Then on Monday morning I was putting on my shoe, which I normally do by standing on one foot, and lifting the other up …when OH MY FUCKING GOD! I was in agony the whole day at work. Every time I stood up I had to make sure my legs weren’t going to give way. I could hardly walk! Went and got some Nurofen plus (ibuprofen & codeine) which helped a lot more than the paracetmol & codeine did – which isn’t say much. To make it worse there wasn’t any sleeping position that didn’t ache – sleeping on my stomach was the worst which is my normal sleeping position. Thankfully I seem to be getting a bit better now – although if I move in certain ways I get twinges (on top of the dull ache) and standing up is still the most painful. I don’t suffer well I’m afraid!


In happier news! I’m getting a £100 bonus at work! (just for being wonderful – I’ve mentioned before that I work my arse off!). There were actually 3 amounts of bonus with £100 being the top. However I don’t plan to be bragging about it, I’m just pleased. They’ll probably tax it though .


I’ve now sold oooh….25 DVDs on ebay got all good reviews too . I’ve wasted my winnings on an MP3 player and I’m trying to win a digital camera for a knock down price but I keep getting outbid . Some one is currently upping on the price on the one I’m winning at the moment. STOP IT!


I had the misfortune to note the existance of a tv show called Man vs Beast USA on ITV2….WHo can eat more hot dogs, a bear or a small asian guy….fucking stupid. The people who thought of it should be shot!

OOh I finally got my Rob Thomas CD…wasn’t in love at first (Id um got it from other sources as I’m really not that patience), but totally growing on me. I especially like All that I am and Here comes the night. If you’re an MB20 fan you should check it out.

Right I think I shall go back to farting about with my hotmail myspace thingie . I do like customising!

Go visit this web site. Which is of Eddie Izzard Quotes. It’s funny! You’ll like it!
You will!

My back hurts and the pain killers don’t help.

Which considering the pain is more uncomfortable than super painful is irritating

When the hour is upon us
And our beauty surely gone
No you will not be forgotten
No you will not be alone

And when the day has all but ended
And our echo starts to fade
No you will not be alone then
And you will not be afraid
No you will not be afraid

When the fog has finally lifted
From my cold and tired brow
No I will not leave you crying
And I will not let you down
No I will not let you down
I will not let you down

Now comes the night
Feel it fading away
And the soul underneath
Is it all that remains
So jus slide over here
Leave your fear in the fray
Let us hold to each other
Till the end of our days

And when the hour is upon us
And our beauty surely gone
No you will not be forgotten
No you will not be alone
No you will not be alone

Why on earth would you spam a blog? I get plagued by online p*ker spammers. One post in particular was particularily afflicted. It was called never lend m-o-n-e-y (minus the -’s) to family and friends. Ive edited the m word now and I hope that will kill them. Fuckers

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I’m sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won’t lose no sleep on that,
‘Cause I’ve got a plan.

You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don’t know what to do,
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don’t think that I’ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don’t know what to do,
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.
You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it’s time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

Just to expand a little a bit if you look at this picture here

You can see our terraced houses on the left and to the right it’s a garage but what theyve actually done is knock through the downstairs of some similar terrace houses and left the upstairs as like a work room. On sunday night someone thought it would be a really good idea to torch it. Lotta smoke and quite a bit of damage to the garage but not to our houses thankfully and no one was hurt . We also made the bbc.co.uk website. Unfortunately I don’t have the link.

Uh huh, this is my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn’t think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I’m ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That’s right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]

So that’s right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I’m gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That’s right I’m the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

A few times I’ve been around that track
So it’s not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain’t no hollaback girl
I ain’t no hollaback girl

Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]

Not a bad day today – firstly the Amazon.com saga… I ordered Rob Thomas’ Something to be Be from Amazon.com instead of Amazon.co.uk cause it had actually had the damn album. Finally got shipped sometime last week and arrived yesterday. Except it didn’t. They’d sent me Guera by Beck. Cue major disappointment. Figured out where to go for returns. Login, you’ve bought blah blah what do you want to return, whats wrong – they don’t actually have an option for “oopsie we fucked up” so I went for “defective” thankfully you then get to explain what the “defect” is. The defect being it’s the wrong bloody album. Anyhow it goes on to tell you to print out this mailing label, return it and they’ll pay for the shipping. Fine and good. Had it all re wrapped and ready to go. Happened to check my mail this morning (I feel obliged to since my work has now banned webmail – wankers!) and I have a nice little email from Amazon.com saying don’t return it, it’s too expensive we’ll send you out a replacement. You can bid on the Beck album here . Unfortunately I now have to wait patiently for the right album .


My no longer jobless git of brother FINALLY gave me my money back – well £200 since I can’t actually remember how much he owes. So I guess I should stop call him my no longer jobless git of brother eh? But yay! I have 200 beautiful beautiful smackeroos

In less happy news…the fuckwits who live in this constituency voted the DUP into Westminister…HELLO! Religious Right you idiots! and it’s not like I live in the friggin bible belt! Well N I is bible beltish, since people just tend to assume there is a god rather than actually think about it, but not so much that they think that drink is “the devils buttermilk” which is what their great leader Big Ian beliefs, that’d be Big Ian, the right reverand, spreader of hate and leader of the Free Presbyterians – the hard core branch of the Presbyterian church. Unfortunately a number of people in this area happened to be the knuckle dragging “we hate catholics because” type people who couldn’t think for themselves if you doubled their IQ “Ugh, fire good!”. You know the DUP actually had the sheer affront to say that one candidate shouldn’t stand because he was homosexual….WTF!? They make me want to poke their eyes out with dirty sticks. Fortunately here the Westminister elections have diddly squat meaning for us, since only the main parties (ie labour, cons and lib dems) really get a look in, everyone else may as well be standing as an independant for all the good they can do.

Also – I still haven’t got to see Hitchhikers which I’m really disappointed by. I really don’t care how many people think it’s a pile of pants. Im not an overly critical movie goer and I know I’m going to enjoy it. Hopefully Monday (ooh deja vu!)


And finally….Id really like to get the Klingon Insignia as a tattoo on my ankle..like this

but all black

The view from my bedroom window (note some of my cat ornaments). Why? Well why not?

I attempted to put some wash in wash out hair dye in my hair – Plum (purple). My hair didn’t really take it but my lovely silver nail varnish is now a nice light pink colour!