If I should happen to become a mega rich but insane genius I plan to kill the following people:

  • George Bush (no explanation required)
  • Westlife (for crimes against music)
  • Jamster (creators of the ever so irritating “crazy frog” and sweetie thing)
  • Spammers (death to the bastards!!)
  • Girls Aloud (crimes against music and for the fact they all have to have the exact same amount of singing time each frigging song

  • Britney Spears (in general but also for “Do Sun’in” SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS NOT SO FRIGGIN HARD TO SAY AND WOULDN’T IMPAIR THE SONG! and also the line “pass my guitar” oh please!)
  • There will be more