The Eminem Song…

Firstly…wow we must of been poorer than Eminem – we couldn’t afford a camcorder…

Right…okay here we go…
“Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it”

Again…much poorer than eminem….we never had a college fund and what? Never heard of a bank?! They give you funky things like interest…

“And if that mockingbird don’t sing and that ring don’t shine
I’mma break that birdies neck
I’d go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don’t fuck with dad (haha)”

So…if you’re not happy with something just go and beat someone up.
Yep…great message for your child….how haven’t you won father of the year?

At least on the upside he isn’t banging on about killing his wife this time