Kathryn’s Blog

Right so….Ive had trouble playing yahoo games on this computer, tends to freeze in wot not and not let me in. Checking task manager I happened to notice that my CPU usage is pretty much solidly 100% (do you think that could be the reason eh) except when I first login – go figure, so this evening I have tried to figure out why. Basically went through the names of some the processes I wasn’t familiar with and checked them out to no avail. But it’s lead me to a program called trojan hunter. WHich hasmanaged to pick up all them pesky adware programs I thought Id got shot of. Going to try and delete those when it’s finished scanning, then use spybot and then adaware and after that Im out of ideas.

Our local radio station runs these “safety” (or safe ettay as one of the voice overs says) adverts which are getting increasingly silly. My favourites are…
“Are you male? Are you over 40? Then there’s more bad news” I’m not a middle aged male, but since when is being one a bad thing? (They’re going to die in a house fire btw).

Then there’s – don’t over take that dodgy looking lorry there might be someone carrying illegal fuel! (“He obviously doesn’t care about his own safe-et-tay”)

If you sleep naked but aren’t a nudist you’re screwed in the event of a house fire “no don’t put on your clothes – you’ve no time!”

Oh and apparently I’m a binge drinker because I take 4 cointreau and lemonades every thursday and will therefore suffer from a stroke and/or cancer because 4 drinks for women and 5 for a man in one sitting in binging apparently.

So any nude 45 year old men who like to have a couple of drinks on a Saturday after over taking dodgy looking trucks should maybe make sure they have a will!

but everyone else thinks you’re a bastard

If I should happen to become a mega rich but insane genius I plan to kill the following people:

There will be more