Kathryn’s Blog

Pointless, odd, ramblings

May 15th, 2007

Sheila - Jamie T

Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
It gets poured all over her fella
‘Cause she says, “man he ain’t no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss”
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling “London” (LONDON…)
None of us heard her coming; I guess the carpet weren’t rolled out.

Oh when my love, my darling,
You’ve left me here alone,
I’ll walk the streets of London
Which once seemed all our own.
The vast suburban churches
Together we have found:
The ones which smelt of gaslight
The ones in incense drowned

Her lingo went from the Cockney to the Gringo,
Anytime she sing a song the other girls sing along,
And tell all the fellas that the lady is single,
Fickle way ta tickle on my young man’s ting?
She’s up for doing what she like, any day more like the night(?)
She downed,drunk sauce That she stole,bought,borrowed
She didn’t like fights but at the same time understood
Fella’s will be fella’s ‘til the end of time

(good heavens you boys, blue-blooded murder of the english tongue!)
(blah!)

Jack had a gang that he called the Manygrams,
He was known as Smack Jack the Crackerman,
In life he was dealt some shit hands,
But the boys’ got the back now
And Jay went the same way as Micky and Dan
Dependent mans upon the heroin
And man, Lisa had a baby with Sam,
And now Jack’s on his own man

Well done, Jack! Glug! Down that cider
You’re right – she’s a slut and you never fucking liked her
Not like, what, He stopped so shocked,

Cause it turned out the last dance killed the pied piper
Tough little big man,
Friends with your daughters,
Only ‘cause they drive him to pick up all his quarters,
Brawler, larger lout brawlers,bought them their filth and they’re free?
But they ain’t near da border
Two young gun’s
Got ya held by da corner, always did a favour but never took a order
Behave young scallywag! A fine young Galahad
Glad ragged up, but only ever getting fag hags,
Hung on his shoulder, cheap price shop tags,
Slag better understand he came for the glamour,
But this tag original, superficial the issue,
But one day Jack had thirty-five doppelgangers

Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
It gets poured all over her fella
‘Cause she says, “man he ain’t no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss”
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling “London” (LONDON…)
None of us heard her coming; I guess the carpet weren’t rolled out.

(It’s over man, it’s over! LONDON!)

So here’s a short story about the girl Georgina,
Never seen a worse, clean young mess
Under stress, at best but she’s pleased to see you
With love, God Bless, we lay her body to rest
Now it all there started with Daddy’s alcoholic
Lightweight, chuck it down, numbing his brain
And the doctor said he couldn’t get the heart der started,
Now beat up, drugged up, she feeling the strain
She said, “In a rut what the fuck I’m supposed to do?”
Suck it out, start,stop. keep running through,
“True, but you try it ain’t easy to do.”
She been buckle-belt, beaten from the back like a brat
Dunno where she’s going, but she know where she at,
So Georgie – it’s time to chain react
But the truth is, you know, she’ll probably fall back
Tears stream down her face, she screamed away:
“When I fall, no-one catch me,
Alone, lonely, I’ll overdose slowly, get scared, I’ll scream and shout” – But you know it won’t matter she’ll be passing out,
I said gigidy-bigidy-up
Just another day
Another sad story that’s tragedy – Paramedics announced death at 10.30
Rip it up, kick it, spit out the views…

Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
It gets poured all over her fella
‘Cause she says, “man he ain’t no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss”
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling “London” (LONDON…)
None of us heard her coming; I guess the carpet weren’t rolled out.

May 14th, 2007

I haven’t memorised all the cute things to say

You really have to wonder at how the minds of some people work

How can someone imagine it’s acceptable to transfer his phones to anyone who is staying till 5 without asking them and then just leave?

Why the hell can’t I type properly anymore :|

May 13th, 2007

Okay Happy End

I’m trying to be good and keep updated not that there’s much to update about.

Had a bit too much to drink last night so I have a bit of head on me and I didn’t get as much sleep as I would like either.

i wonder why bbc3 showed Kill Bill but apparently aren’t going to show Kill Bill 2 they were released not far apart…...annoying!

May 12th, 2007

Coughs and sneezes…..

spread diseases so for the love of god could you cover your mouth when you cough?! It’s disgusting!

No Doctor Who tonight depressingly -(eurovision song contest instead rhe) :( . Tried to sign up for a Doctor Who forum earlier this week. Thought I had deleted the confirmation link email as their FAQs suggest that btyahoo sticks them in the bulk emails them but I emailed them a couple of days ago about it and haven’t heard back. Bum!

This is my uber GW character. By uber I mean uber for me, I’m sure she’s horrible crap for everyone else

Kingdom Sedai

May 11th, 2007

Ugh

Crappy day at work

Too few staff too much work. Having to cover more phones which means you can’t get as much work cleared because you’re running around after stupid phone calls. It’s also hard to see when it all ends. We’re one supervisor down, one is on holiday, 2 are part time and one of them (mine) is about 2 weeks behind. The work is falling off – literally – those 3 desks and we have so much work coming in at the moment it’s unbelievable and totally depressing. The joke is that they want to cut staff. WE NEED MORE YOU MORON! Seriously where do they get people who honestly think you can provide quality customer service with fewer people?! Then I’m working overtime tomorrow so I will be totally knackered. Ah well at least the 28th is a bank holiday. I’m kind of annoyed because work has turned into an utter bitch fest, which is probably due to low morale and I really shouldn’t let myself be drawn into it. I feel very disappointed with myself.

Just checked my online account “sorry but there have been no transactions since your last statement” for my credit card….SORRY?! Good! you mean. Not spending on your cc is not something to be sorry about definitely!

Well I think I shall play some guild wars. After downloading google earth to find out if they’ve added an extra storey to the hotel they go to every year.

May 10th, 2007

Well heck now…

It’s nice of your parents to go out and not inform you when they’ll be back

No wait that’s not right…hmmm…..

RUDE! that’s it! it’s RUDE of your parents to go out and not inform you when they’ll be back.
I refuse to scrub some potatoes though. I was promised a sausage casserole and I’ve been at work all day. So sod em! The hypocritical thing being that my mother would have sulked like something super sulky when my brother pulled stunts like this. Ooh the irony.

This is kind of interesting – proof that so called intelligent design is rubbish: Some more of god’s greatest mistakes

May 9th, 2007

Welsh Hindus?

Well okay lets try this again

I had planned to do a nice long post yesterday but had to take the cat to the vet for his check up and shots (got him some new medication to try for his epilepsy). Then I had to wash the dishes and my mum wanted me to type up her essay for her. Anyways…..

So lets have a bitch about work then I think

Firstly we have the person who gives a running commentary on the case they are working on and then asks me really stupid questions that I couldn’t possibly know the answer to without having looked at the case. In most cases if the person had actually READ the case in the first place the stupid question would of answered itself.
Secondly the manager who never actually seems to do anywork. Was starting to get pissed off today – spent a heck of a lot of time on his self employed business – er – in your employed work hours. Not cool dude!
Thirdly we have the commander who has apparently gone AWOL. She’d just been put in charge of my command and has already done a runner – oops!

I know I said I wasn’t going to continue with the Prince of Nothing Series but I saw the Thousandfold Thought in WH Smith the other day and it’s the last book of a trilogy so I might as well find out what happens. Didn’t buy it yet though!

May 8th, 2007

Carpe Diem

I was going to do a nice big rant update type thingie but unfortunately my time is not my own tonight.

Til tomorrow then!

May 7th, 2007

Oh! The Humanity! (What - The -Fuck?!)

Spidey
Soooo went to see Spiderman 3 last night. Really enjoyed it especially for the total what the fuck moments – like the dancing! People will probably hate it for that reason! I now what to see Pirate of the Carribean and Transformers (since it’s not a cartoon)

On the toothy front – seems to only hurt if Ive been eating which is an improvement on constant pain I guess.

Off work because it is a bank holiday (yipee!) and I think the parents might be going out (yipee) because I cleared out a couple of drawers of clothes and want to take them to the clothing bank and my car is blocked in by my mums. While I’m in the area where the clothes bank is I can pop into tescos and buy some chocolate and the new Mills & Boons (yippee doo!)

May 6th, 2007

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike

So…a little entertainment update. I’m hopefully going to see Spiderman 3 tonight Yay!



    • Watching:


  • White Noise: The Light

    Well I thought the original one was a hell of a lot better. Plus I wasn’t overly impressed when they bring religious crap into it. Of course considering that Nathan Fillion played a character called The Preacher in BtVS I enjoyed the coincidence. It also had Starbuck from the new (improved) BSG in it.

    Heroes

    If you haven’t caught this series yet – turn into sci-fi or download it. It’s the fucking bomb. Yes it’s a bit X-Meny and I really really really loathe the Nathan Petrelli character but definitely must see TV. I especially love Hiro :)

    The Dresden Files

    This is the TV series based on the Jim Butcher books which we know I just love to bits. I wasn’t sure at first but fortunately I’ve always been able to get over things not being the same as what Ive been reading. I’ve even warmed to Bob. However it might not make it to a second series which makes me sad inside :(

    and what I nearly forgot was….

    Doctor Who

    New series has just started and the Rose Tyler character has been replaced by Martha Jones. I infinitely prefer Martha Jones. Her character seems more intelligent and personally think the chemistry is better. They also seem to be focusing less on her and more on the Doctor (whereas Rose seemed to be the main character in the previous series).
    The Doctor & Martha Jones



    • Reading:


  • The Darkness that Comes Before & The Warrior Prophet (Prince of Nothing) by R Scott Baker

    I have to say I really was a bit disappointed with this series. Probably because there aren’t any really strong female characters and any that are strong are either prostitutes or whores. I haven’t found any of the characters particularily likeable either and the writing style is a bit hard to follow at times. I don’t know if I will continue reading the series.

    Proven Guilty (Dreden Files) by Jim Butcher
    Again loved it loved it loved. The storyline is definitely moving forward and in some respects I like where it’s going. My only concern is the increasing religious overtones that are being thrown in. Particularily when Michael and his family come up in the story line. Perhaps I’m just being a little sensitive so I will keep an open mind.



    • Listening to:


  • Open Door by Evanescence

    I don’t think it’s as a strong as Fallen however there are a couple of songs on it I like. Particularily The Only One. It’s all terribly gothic ;)

    That’s all folks!

    May 6th, 2007

    Signal Fire - Snow Patrol

    The perfect words never crossed my mind,
    ‘cause there was nothing in there but you,
    I felt every ounce of me screaming out,
    But the sound was trapped deep in me,
    All I wanted just span right past me,
    While I was rooted fast to the earth,
    I could be stuck here for a thousand years,
    Without your arms to drag me out,

    There you are standing right in front of me
    There you are standing right in front of me
    All this here falls away to leave me naked,
    Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety

    No I wont wait forever
    No I wont wait forever
    In the confusion and the aftermath,
    [ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/131313/Snow+Patrol+-+Signal+Fire.html ]
    You are my signal fire,
    The only resolution and the only joy,
    Is the faint spark of forgiveness in your eyes,

    There you are standing right in front of me
    There you are standing right in front of me
    All this here falls away to leave me naked,
    Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety,

    There you are standing right in front of me
    There you are standing right in front of me
    All this here falls away to leave me naked,
    Hold me close cause I need you to guide me to safety,

    No I wont wait forever
    No I wont wait forever
    No I wont wait forever

    May 6th, 2007

    fucking spammers

    I don’t know why but spammers really seem to be targeting the Everybody’s gone to War lyric post

    Perhaps because it has the most legitimate replies?! Who knows…..arseholes!

    May 5th, 2007

    Mouth type woes

    So I’ve had a toothache for about three weeks

    When I say toothache I mean it was a constant pain that I was taking painkillers every 6 hours for and woke me up in the middle of the night when the painkillers wore off.
    I had phoned up the dentist surgery 2 weeks ago and was told the earliest appointment was the 4th of May and I needed a check up anyways.

    Well after the weekend I phoned again and was told i could come down one morning and he might see me between patients. So I did. My filling was taken out and my tooth packed (?), a temp filling put in and I was going back on the 4th for the permanent one.

    Unfortunately it didn’t work. I decided to just dose myself and wait patiently till the 4th.

    So now I’ve had the nerve removed (I think) and another temp filling put in and Im going back in August (I kid you not that was the soonest) it was fine yesterday and yay not sensitive anymore but my yesterday evening – guess what – it still aches! Argh! (admittedly not as bad as before). My tongue now feels a bit dry on one side too.

    I beginning to think it’s all in my head or Ive got the wrong tooth or something.

    January 30th, 2007

    Soz little Blog

    christ I haven’t posted in like – ages :( .

    Totally absorbed in guild wars I’m afraid.

    November 24th, 2006

    Naked Monk

    God them BT adverts annoy me…

    Recovering well from my little accident the other week. Just need to get a filling on my tooth. Bit pissed off though. I’d lost over a stone since I started this walking malarkey. Haven’t been for 2 weeks – put on 10 pounds. WTF is that all about?! Was going to start again on Monday but the cat wasnt well was up to the vets Mon-Thurs. Was going to go today – pissing it with rain. Gah!

    Anyhoo….got a sexay new phone!

    Samsung D900

    My old phone seems to have gone missing though :|

    I have been completelyobessessed with a game called guild wars it is the bees knees….go check it out on www.guildwars.com

    Then you can admire my naked baldy monkness and also my clothed baldy monkness (eh free level 51 armour trumps funky purple tattooes).

    naked baldy monkness clothed baldy monkness

    November 10th, 2006

    Things not to do on a Tuesday night

    So on Tuesday I was doing my 30 minute walk (lost over a stone!) – of course the drizzle had decided to turn into pissing rain and it was windy. So headphones on, hood pulled down, crossing the road at the entrance to a housing area when I get knocked over. As far as I can tell all the driver did was knock me off my feet. Unfortunately I landed on my face :(

    Lost my glasses and my insurance won’t cover it if you can’t find them – £200
    Badly chipped a tooth – earliest appointment is on Thursday but apparently a crown costs around £100
    Possible broken nose so I have to go the ENT clinic on Monday.
    and my lip is a bit manky.

    Going to the police station tonight to make a statement about it all. I don’t blame the fella who knocked me over as I was wearing dark clothes and I didn’t look left. However my mother is convinced he;s going to make a claim against me for stress confused

    Happy birthday to me eh?

    October 14th, 2006

    Go walking! It’s good for you!

    Yeah so I should probably update or something…...

    Back on a weightloss kick. went to this fitness test thing at work and the fella basically said I would be dead by the time I was 40 (cheery sort) saying that my Cholesterol was fine (3.99 if it means anything to you) but my blood pressure was high 130/96. So he told me to get my Doctor to check it out. The Doctor had it as 144/86 – I don’t know if these fluctuations matter? So I’m to go back in a month and get it checked again.

    Now Im walking 30 minutes 6 times a week (sometimes 5) trying to walk up to the 3rd floor at work and get the lift to my floor from there at least once a day and going out for a bit at lunch time. Christ I hate it. I am a naturally inactive person :( . I shall persevere though.

    September 2nd, 2006

    I’d just like to say….

    online banking rocks!

    August 27th, 2006

    you totally do!

    LOTR

    August 26th, 2006

    Not so cryptic rants

    What is it with people and not being able to follow simple instructions? At work they’re wanting to change the tests for getting promoted to my grade so they wanted people at my grade to try them out and asked me (among many others). The letter clearly stated to bring a pencil, sharpener and eraser – you wouldn’t believe how many didn’t! I mean WTF?! It also said be there at 9.30 some folks dandered in 10 minutes later. You got a 15 minute break, be back at 20 past , some back at nearly half. I mean how hard is it?!

    I’ve also become increasingly annoyed at the shallowness of society. I_don’t_want_to_dress_up! I don’t like it, I don’t feel comfortable. I like dressing sloppily. I don’t wear make up and I don’t really want to wear make up. I’m not interested in personal appearance – as long as I’m clean and relatively spot free. My mum keeps whining about “making an effort”-f-u-c-k o-f-f! I’m happy as I am. You constantly see those magazines and tabloid newspapers commenting on what celebrities are wearing, how thin they are, how fat they are. Then they wonder why so many people have eating disorders! Hah! People constantly judge you on what you wear – christ I’m guilty of it myself and it’s ridiculous, completely ridiculous the only reason we started wearing clothes in the first place was that it was too damned cold not to!

    On more fun news – off for pizza and bowling tonight! No I’m not 12 :P